I think I need a psychic advisor. My stars, both good and bad, seem to be aligned in a clear path to something: a PT Cruiser. (I know, you’re saying “oh no, he’s going to whine about his dead car some more” but follow me on this one.)
On May 3 this year, my car died. On May 4 last year, I blogged my first PT Cruiser sighting. I’ve made no secret of my love for this car. I defended it in another entry when Jessie called it “fucking ugly.” I’ve written about it a couple other times, too.
While waiting for the tow truck after my car died last Thursday, a man stopped to ask if I needed help. He was driving a blue PT Cruiser. (He was kinda hot too, in an Al Parker kinda way.) I thanked him for stopping but told him help was on the way. After he drove away, I was wondering if it was a sign. Is a PT Cruiser in my future? Nearly every dealership in the country has a waiting list for these vehicles, so you simply can’t buy one off the lot.
Tonight Marlin and I visited both Mitsubishi and Toyota dealerships, looking at vehicles on the lot. We drove past the Chrysler dealership and saw a PT Cruiser parked out front. On a whim, we stopped in to ask how long their waiting list was for PT Cruisers. As it turns out, the car we saw parked outside is available for immediate sale because the man who originally ordered it received a job transfer and cancelled the order. The car arrived a few days ago, spent the weekend on display at a golf tournament, and has been on the dealer’s lot for only 2 nights.
Rash and impulsive are the last two words most people would use to describe me. But who am I tempt fate? I made a deposit and just might be PT Cruising as early as this weekend.
I would hardly call you rash and impulsive in this case, since over the past two years you have researched, discussed, drooled over, and told just about anyone who’d listen that the PT Cruiser was your next car. By the way-what color is it?
Congratulations Ron. Of course, if you just waited a little bit more, you could get the CONVERTIBLE PT Cruiser which how it would, I have no clue, but would make you that much more WOOFY.
It’s Inferno Red (just like the photo above), which isn’t exactly subtle, but then “subtle” is also one of the last words people would use to describe me. And it has a moonroof, Beau, which is fine by me, considering in Boston we get about 2 dozen days a year that are appropriate for convertibles.
BUY IT! BUY IT NOW!!!
I like the vehicle and besides it seems apropos that you get a car thats a “cruiser”. And make no mistake that even though it’s made by Daimlier/Chrysler its still no Panzer. Anyway buy it, it’s only money and we only live once, and insert any other euphemism thats supportive here.
Mmm… Al Parker…
BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT BUY IT
(This is why I am either the best possible person or the worst possible person to take along shopping, by the way.)
I would comment about what I think about PT Cruisers… *but* I don’t want anyone criticizing my odd passion for Azteks.
(And trust me, I have been raked over the coals…but you can go *camping* in it. How practical!)
Rash? Impulsive! Pshaw! If you have loved it for this long… go for it…
I did see one PT Cruiser that did turn my head…an alcoholic beverage company purchased one and had it painted with metallic, 3D-esque bubbles. With the colour of the car, and the paint job, it was just amazing.
God help us all if Puff Daddy gets his groove on with a(n Eddie and the) Cruiser. You realize this will put Ron in the same league as this desiccated, superannuated fiftysomething leatherdaddy who spent most of an evening chatting up an uninterested Brazilian at the Toolbox?
You do realize this, don’t you?
Yes! Buy one! Take me for a ride with the moon roof open! Ah-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Well, gurl, you know what I said… But hell, if it makes you happy, GO FOR IT…and of course, I expect to be taken for a ride the next time I see you…
Ying – look at all the comments you have gotten with this consumer choice entry! That if nothing tells you that we are are a culture driven by “things” and consumption.( I profess to be no different, but shock myself by being shocked that society is as I say) I see no free flow of ideas in a philoso – discussion. Something is wrong with society and it is spelled with a capital – CORPORATION!. Sorry about the pontification but think about your “things” then think about your friends – which would you rather be without? Not that, that is the choice just that we should look at what’s really important.
Hey, I wasn’t talking about the car, I was talking about a luscious dead porn star. I guess that could be a commodity too, though. Hmm.
Eddie is a Toolbox-bound leatherdaddy? About time.